What is a cockroach?

Green cockroach (Panchlora sp.?), originally uploaded by pbertner.

This is a cockroach, order Blattodea. Insects in the order Blattodea (or Blattaria if you're old-school - either way it's a roach) are characterized by long, slender cursorial (running) legs with which they achieve impressive speeds. The top of their first thoracic segment (aka the pronotum) extends up to cover their heads as a shield-shaped hat. Their mouths contain a pair of plain, sensible mandibles for chewing, their 30+ segmented antennae are thin and sensitive, ranging far ahead of their body to warn of impending danger as they run. In those cockroaches that have wings, the first pair is thickened, leathery (they're called tegmina), protecting the hind pair that is thin and membranous.

Many cockroaches are earth-toned: dull brown, tan, red, and black. A few, like the beautiful cuban cockroach (Panchlora nivea) pictured above, have striking coloration.

One thing a cockroach is not, however, is fancy. You will never find them trying to stand out with flashy patterns. They are meant to blend in with the background. Flat bodies, shielded heads, leathery forewings, the body of a cockroach is made for sneaking into small hiding places and for furtive avoidance of malicious predators. Their beauty is a functional one.